February 2012
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United + US Airways suck donkey dick.
Me: Hi, yeah, my baggage was lost yesterday and I was told it would be delivered to me today, I was just calling to check on that.
Employee: Oh, we have your bag here. But we can't deliver it to you. That's so-and-so's job.
Me: Uh, okay, can you transfer me to him?
Employee: No.
Me: But I have to go to work. I really need my stuff--
Employee: You know what, I'm not here to put up with insults. *CLICK*
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Stuck in the Denver airport for 9 hours.
I am going to vomit on someone today, I just know it.
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anatomyalice asked: HAVE YOU GUYS SET A DATE YET??? I'm getting all giddy. This is very exciting news. :)
Now that we've gone public and shit about it..
I CAN’T STOP LOOKING AT WEDDING THINGS ON THE INTERWEBS. Make it stop.
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January 2012
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Dear Woman in Line in Front of Me,
I apologize for eavesdropping, but I couldn’t help but to overhear your plan to lose weight by ‘downing laxatives’. What you’re planning to do us a very bad idea, will make you very ill, and will cause you psychosocial trauma of the lasting kind. I’m sorry I didn’t have the guts to tell you out loud. Please be kind to yourself.
Signed,
A cowardly health...
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A patient thanked me for 'being patient' and i was...
We have decided where we're moving to after Erik's...
And it is very, very, very, very, very far away. As in, we will be immigrants.
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Erik has his deployment orders. He leaves in May.
Also, he has to tell them his preference for a base to live in when he gets back. Like now. Hawaii? California? Motherfucking London? [Except not London because its a massive assfuck trying to get my RN license overseas.]
Also, funerals are sad.
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Dear Universe,
I don’t mean to complain, because I really do have a beautiful, luxurious, and well-earned life. But, I would really love to see my boyfriend on occasions other than funerals and holidays. That would be great. Thanks in advance.
-E.
